Today’s Funny Omnistviews on News

Off The Top:

When you the interviewer asks, can you dictate?

And the interviewee responds…..

Are we talking orally or as a suppository?

Omni Questions Viewed:

Question:

What’s the difference between climate change and the shifting of what we call the North and South magnetic poles?

Answer:

Absolutely nothing

Question:

What’s another name for the so called, criminal justice system?

Answer:  

A system in which the judge calls crime in all I see.  

Movie Corner View:

The number one hit

Wreck it Ralph 2 is similar to the

Real Alf playing the role of John Wick

Picking up the Fortnite stick